I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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