Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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