and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
you inspire me to be a worse person
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Randomize
