I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
