That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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