let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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