i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
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