This is not my ceiling
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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