what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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