happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
You need Xanax blowdarts
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
Randomize
