dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
the liver wants what the liver wants
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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