im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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