So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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