I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
