if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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