i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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