I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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