Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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