I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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