so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Randomize
