Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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