at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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