hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
