I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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