k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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