Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Randomize
