we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
