got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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