At least make sure they are 18
Why
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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