Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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