The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Let the clothes fall where they may.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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