dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
she smelled like a LAN party
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
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