His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
