so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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