Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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