is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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