So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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