my text book just quoted the cookie monster
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
Randomize
