found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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