i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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