your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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