i jhust puked up my retainher.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
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