it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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