were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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