i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
