Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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