Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
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