I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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