Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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