weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
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