New invention idea: vibrating tampons
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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